My Chair Stole My Wallet

My Chair Stole My Wallet a song by deaffrasier on Archodia Music

My Goldfish Joined a Pyramid Scheme by deaffrasier ,
My Chair Stole My Wallet by deaffrasier ,
Every Time I Blink, a Pigeon Disappears by deaffrasier ,
They Canceled Gravity, and Nobody Told Me by deaffrasier ,
My Fridge Just Unfollowed Me by deaffrasier ,
I Tried to Cook Pasta, and It Called Me a Loser by deaffrasier ,
The Sky Fell, but I Caught It with My Teeth by deaffrasier ,
My Clone Is Out There, Doing It Better Than Me by deaffrasier ,
My Dog Started an OnlyPaws by deaffrasier ,
I Adopted a Goldfish, and It’s Plotting My Murder by deaffrasier ,