occam’s razor scooter

occam’s razor scooter a song by Couldcareless on Archodia Music

prologue: dream diary by Couldcareless ,
couldnotcareless, our evil twin band that plays skramz by Couldcareless ,
.jpeg from jesus//your neighbor is a killer, and I’m bringing a fruit basket by Couldcareless ,
occam’s razor scooter by Couldcareless ,
learning everything you know about erectile dysfunction from a medical journal article written by dr. acula by Couldcareless ,
i have thirteen problems and triskaidekaphobia is one//unironically shitting yourself at hershey park by Couldcareless ,
our lord and savior jesus christ turning gamer girl bath water into wine by Couldcareless ,
lift yr skinny dicks like antennas to my ass//when i hang for my crimes, use my body as a piñata (i am full of candy) by Couldcareless ,
water under the planar bridge by Couldcareless ,
that one promoter who puts the same three shitty local bands on every show just told me our band doesn’t pull by Couldcareless ,
fancy business tie doubling as a fancy business noose by Couldcareless ,
captain daddy basket by Couldcareless ,
using performance enhancing drugs to win a gold medal in the pain olympics//super jizzlord unleashed by Couldcareless ,
epilogue: the culmination of a lifetime of disorder (we have made our homes in the depths, and we shall never ascend) by Couldcareless ,