Cryptic Clarity

"Cryptic Clarity album by Couldcareless on Archodia Music"

Release Date: 2022-04-20T00:00:00.000000Z

  • prologue: dream diary
  • couldnotcareless, our evil twin band that plays skramz
  • .jpeg from jesus//your neighbor is a killer, and I’m bringing a fruit basket
  • occam’s razor scooter
  • learning everything you know about erectile dysfunction from a medical journal article written by dr. acula
  • i have thirteen problems and triskaidekaphobia is one//unironically shitting yourself at hershey park
  • our lord and savior jesus christ turning gamer girl bath water into wine
  • lift yr skinny dicks like antennas to my ass//when i hang for my crimes, use my body as a piñata (i am full of candy)
  • water under the planar bridge
  • that one promoter who puts the same three shitty local bands on every show just told me our band doesn’t pull
  • fancy business tie doubling as a fancy business noose
  • captain daddy basket
  • using performance enhancing drugs to win a gold medal in the pain olympics//super jizzlord unleashed
  • epilogue: the culmination of a lifetime of disorder (we have made our homes in the depths, and we shall never ascend)